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OMG!!! This is fucking annoying! I hate that that’s what my name means! (Seriously who sent this in, because I know your pain!!!)
With the whole issue of Noah’s Ark, which is a ridiculous story to begin with, one argument that always comes up is how did koalas, kangaroos, pandas, etc…get on? Well, more importantly, I think, is a totally different question. What about the fish? “The world was flooded! The fish were fine!” Well…no…There are freshwater AND saltwater fish, and neither one can live in the other source of water. If the /whole/ world was really flooded, that would make all of the water saltwater. what happened to all the minnows, bass and other freshwater fish? They certainly wouldn’t have lived, and they CERTAINLY didn’t walk out of the water to the ark, so what about them? Or since it was all rain, maybe it was freshwater, not saltwater, same question about the salt water fish…Where did they stay? And don’t give me some cheap argument that the two balanced out…That’s crap. ALL the fish would have died then, so if that story is true, how do we even have fish? Hint: the bible is a load of crap! Now, for people who think of that story as more of a fable(which actually IS an argument I have heard), one must ask…what else is fable and what is not?

Regardless
He isn’t all knowing. He isn’t all powerful. But he’s got the all loving part down pat. He’s just a god with the name spelled backwards. ~ Steve
Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box
19th century
Christie’s
Your dashboard has now been greatly improved by the presence of the phrase “Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box.”
XDD OMG!!! This is amazing!

what to do. Reblog, add your url on the next available number, then wait for the followers to come pouring in!
Someone has gained 600 followers from this before!Rules: You MUST follow all of the blogs above yours and don’t forget to add your url in :)
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(YOUR URL HERE)
It is advised that you have at least 100 followers+ for this to work.
You can gain 600 followers in a day from this. DON’T MISS OUT!
quantum-locked-klainer-starkid:
If you like and reblog any of these things:
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Starkid
Batman(especially the Joker)
Anime
Megamind
The Big Bang Theory
or just sheer randomness
Please feel free to like/reblog this and I will follow you, and feel free to follow me too :D Just keep in mind, I do post Atheist things too, so don’t be offended. I DO accept all belief systems, but I personally don’t believe in them. What I post is what I like/believe, and it’s not intended to offend.












